We woke up Sunday morning to rainy skies. It looked like Oregon had followed us down to California. It was cold too. Is there no escape? After walking a couple of blocks to have breakfast at a crepe place, we relaxed and read the paper and got packed to go to the ship. We saw a giant cruise ship in the harbor near the Queen Mary and figured that was our boat. So at 12:30 we took a taxi around the harbor to the Carnival Splendor. The rain just stopped as we got there.
What ensued was one of the most frustrating entries to anywhere, I have ever experienced. We saw a line of people and figured that’s where we had to go. But an official looking person asked us if we had our room key yet. We (stupidly) said we didn’t so they told us to go to another longer, line. We stood in that line for an hour just to be told we needed to be in the original line. They lied to us. The Carnival Cruise people were just trying to spread out the crowd, but instead of telling us that, or making one long line, they lied. Where is honesty these days—who can you trust if not a cruise ship line?
Then after going through a security check, they lied again. The same maneuver….”do you have your room key yet?” We bit again…..”no we didn’t”. So they put us in a room with a whole bunch of other dumb shits and again, eventually led us back to the same line we were previously in. It was a total of 2 and a half hours of frustration, but finally we got our card (the mysterious “room key”) and got on the ship. Of course, there were a bunch of photographers wanting to take out pictures. So we obliged……but managed to be pushing our glasses up with our outstretched middle fingers. It is a memorable photo!
One amusement along the way was a family we met in line who were from Idaho. The Dad owned a construction business and his business card looked just like a folded $100 bill. They took turns walking around pretending to drop the fake 100 and see who picked it up and their attempts of being secretive and evasive, until they realized that it wasn’t real. Their expressions……priceless. Pretty funny and sure helped to pass the time.
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| The Carnival Splendor |
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| Last of the endless line |
We found our way to our room, which is on the 6th floor in the very front (forward) of the ship. And it is wonderful. Jeff got a handicapped cabin and the bathroom is huge. There is a nice king bed and a balcony. Yes, I knew I was in love with this room when I stepped onto the balcony and saw the view.
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| Finally in our cabin and balcony |
After we got settled, we went to find food along with 3000 other cruisers. The buffet was mobbed. We were starved since we hadn’t eaten since the crepes and exhausted from standing on hard concrete for all that time. We got there just in time to pick up some food, and eat before it was time for the mandatory safety lecture. In our safety lecture group was a guy dressed as Luigi (yup). And another guy with him was dressed as Erkle (from that 90’s TV show). Jeff queried them and it turned out to be a bunch of old college friends who took a cruise together every other year or so. Every trip had new themes. Today’s theme was “the 90’s”. Later we saw Mario and some of the rest of the bunch.
After getting safety tips (don’t light the boat on fire, no diving from the balconies, no fist fights or wife beatings etc.), it was back to the cabin to watch the sunset off the Long Beach Pier and the ship started to move. I was glad I brought my sweats and jacket as we sat in the brisk wind and started off to sea.
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| Long Beach Sunset |
After some rest and relaxation it was time to get ready for dinner. We were in the late seating, and starving. We met our tablemates, Miriam and Art. Miriam looked to be about my age with bleach blond yellow hair, full make-up and drawn on lipstick and eyebrows. She also had bodacious cleavage and was not afraid to show it. Art had a dark complexion with slicked back, black hair. Both were wearing more jewelry than I had ever seen on two people before. Art himself had on so much gold that he needed a bodyguard. They both spoke with accents. Miriam is from Cuba and Art from the Philippines and they have been married 38 years. We asked questions, and M and A were very forthcoming with information about themselves, their kids, their lives, where they live, what they do and much, much talk about how many expensive trips they have taken and toys they have (ie. Matching Corvettes). But J and I both noticed they asked us no questions and didn’t seem even slightly interested in finding out anything about us.
Now those of you who know J., know that he can talk to anybody about anything (and usually does) and makes friends and gets to know people easily. But even J, ran out of conversation with Miriam and Art. After a few silences, I figured they might take up the slack, but no, wasn’t going to happen. Finally we parted company after a nice, but uncomfortable meal.
We wandered the ship and looked around, went to the showroom, tried to avoid most of the drunks and headed back to the room. After a long sit on the balcony, watching the moon and the sea below us, we gratefully went to bed.